Me welcomes you to blog. Me say hi! Me welcomes all sesame streeters. Me welcome Elmo and Big Bird and Abby! Me welcomes COOKIES!

Me know these cookies will be good! Me sees the chocolate! Me smells the chocolate! 

Me loved the cookies! Me sees *Gasp* More cookie! Me will eat the rest of the crumbs!

Me says I have no more cookie! But me says wait! There are tiny crumbs! *Weep*